PowerPoint Poison

Last week, I presented a two-day Interpretation By Design workshop in Jacksboro, Texas, with our mysterious and reclusive third author, die-hard Texas Rangers fan Lisa Brochu. I always love traveling to present IBD workshops, as it affords me the opportunity to partake of local fare. In Texas, I got to eat a meal at a real City Drug soda fountain counter, see a game at a new (to me) Major League Baseball stadium, and learn exactly what 106 degrees feels like. (On a serious note: The IBD workshop took place just before the wildfires started. Our thoughts and best wishes are with our friends in Texas.)

There’s a facial expression I’ve seen a lot in recent years. As a frequent traveler and a parent of young children, I am very familiar with the look of dismay that dawns on airplane passengers’ faces when they see me approaching their row with my kids in tow.

I have seen this same look on the faces of conference attendees when they walk into a session room to find a presenter firing up an LCD projector and checking the batteries on his laser pointer. It’s bad enough when you’re faced with one or two hours with a PowerPoint show, but two days would be torture. During our two-day workshop in Texas, Lisa and I used PowerPoint slides for less than half the time.

The first morning of the workshop was conducted entirely without PowerPoint, then we fired up the projector after lunch that first day. So imagine you’re a participant in a two-day workshop. It’s roughly 1,000 degrees outside in the hottest summer Texas has had since the earth was an unformed ball of magma, you’ve just eaten chicken-fried something with fries and a milkshake for lunch, and you walk into a room to find the presenter turning off the lights and firing up the ol’ projector. What would you think? You’d think, “Oh no. Those kids aren’t going to sit by me, are they?”

Here are some tips I follow to keep from crushing the souls of IBD workshop participants with PowerPoint:

Make it image-intensive. I project images, usually with no words, and I talk about those images. Sometimes a single slide generates 10 minutes of conversation, sometimes it’s 10 seconds. The image above is a slide from my PowerPoint that I use as a springboard to talk about how different people use grids in different ways. (Look how adorable my children are. Don’t you feel bad about rolling your eyes when you saw them get on the airplane?)

Get the words out. At the moment, there are 166 slides in my slide show. (It changes frequently.) Only 15 of those slides have words, and most of those are introducing new sections. There are fewer than 50 total words in my entire slide show. (For the record, the word count goes up when I’m presenting with Shea. He can’t tell you his name in fewer than 50 words.)

I know you’ve heard this before, but the worst thing you can do is project bullet points and then read those bullet points. The only reason I repeat this is because I keep going to presentations where presenters read bullet points. Whenever I see this, I feel like the content of each slide is new to the presenter and he’s discovering it along with his audience. When I do use words, as with the “Serif” slide above, I don’t use full sentences to be read aloud, but rather a single word or phrase to be discussed.

Drop the laser pointer. If you have so much going on in a slide that you need a laser pointer to show it, you have too much going on in that slide. The only reason to take a laser pointer to a presentation is if you’re presenting to a room full of cats and you think it would be fun for them to chase the little red dot.

Not only are laser pointers not helpful, they are actively distracting. I find that presenters with laser pointers use them way more than necessary, seemingly absent-mindedly, to fill dead space or as a nervous tic. It makes me wonder if the laser-pointer button is connected to a morphine drip, like with those lab rats in that experiment back in the 1970s.

Don’t use effects. Don’t. They’re distracting and everyone hates them and we’re not impressed that you applied a checkerboard transition to every single slide. And for the love of all that is sacred and good, don’t make your bullet points bounce into the frame from the side.

The only time you’ll see me using transitions, movement, and sound in a slide show is in the above slide, which I use to demonstrate that PowerPoint effects are the Comic Sans or clip art of the multimedia world.

Mix it up. No matter how good your slide show is, it’s not going to keep everyone engaged for the entire presentation. Be sure to mix in activities, conversation, and content that does not require projected images.

Finally, take everything I’ve said here with a grain of salt. I realize that every presentation is going to differ based on the content and purpose of that presentation, so it’s impossible to apply hard and fast rules to every one of them. The most important common thread of all of my suggestions above is that presenters should seize control of their content. PowerPoint is a useful tool, but used incorrectly, it can sap the energy out of your presentation. It should complement your personality, not replace it.

One final note: Thanks to Friend of IBD Matthew Greuel, who shared a link on our Facebook page to the Swiss Anti-PowerPoint Party (APPP), which fights against the “economic damage resulting from presentations using PowerPoint.”

We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Posts for this World Series Update

Paul and I became friends in 2003. The idea of IBD was conceived (a word I don’t usually used in describing my relationship with Paul) not long after we first presented a concurrent session together at an NAI National Workshop in Reno, Nevada. It wasn’t long after becoming friends that we discovered our shared passion for baseball, along with other common emotional issues: the need for hot wings, obsessive compulsive disorders, and great taste in women.

As anyone who knows us or who has ever visited this site knows, Paul is a fair-weather Philadelphia Phillies fan and I am a die-hard New York Yankees fan. Up until this point there have been few issues between us (besides one embarrassing water-spewing incident in a restaurant, which I still maintain was more Russ Dickerson’s fault than mine), especially in relation to sports. For the non-baseball types (approximately 99.9999% of our readers) who are still actually reading this post, the Phillies are in the National League and the Yankees are in the American League. The only way these two teams can meet is in interleague play during the regular season (which happens every year) or in the World Series (which last happened in 1950).

This season was different. From the very beginning the collision course of our teams seemed possible but not probable. But due to the progressive management of the Phillies and the king-sized checkbook of the Yankees, the two best teams in MLB (Major League Baseball) made it to the World Series. At some point you have to know where to draw the line. Last night, with the start of the 105th World Series, this all changed. (Phillies lead 1-0.)

I give you this background information to tell you that over the next week to ten days life as you know it on IBD may not be normal (not that many would describe it as normal in the first place). Posts that were scheduled to be posted have been preempted. You can expect random posts, snarky comments, and overly superstitious pieces of writing as to not jinx our teams. As a Yankee fan I have become accustomed to a winning tradition and feel that I can handle the ups and downs of the series. Phillies fans have faced years of frustration (despite a current respite and stint as the current World Champions) and fulfilled themselves with bread, steak, and cheese wiz. Since the long-term effects of cheese wiz is still not known, I’m not sure how Paul will respond.

So how does this affect you? Not greatly, really. Just hang in there as one of our obsessions extends into this forum and be pleased that it is not pictures of us eating hot wings at some sort of chicken convention.

For those who came here today hoping for something more than baseball banter, here’s a throwback to an earlier post, Mini Me: Web-based Photo Manipulation Software (mildly baseball related) that may be of interest to you. If you haven’t played with TiltShiftMaker.com check it out. If this post has left you for a hankering for a real throwback, here is a video with some clips from the last time the Phils and Yanks met in the World Series (1950, Yankees win 4-0).

Go Yankees!